Hyperbole and a Half

 I usually find myself staring at an empty Word Document, wondering how to start my blog posts (just like what I’m doing right now. My mind is black and blank). I was still thinking of a theme or a topic that I can thrash out in this first ever post in my newest blog while I’m writing these set of words you are actually reading at the moment.

  Then suddenly, I opt to check my Tumblr account and guess what I got! I found something to rant about. Isn't it great?  So there! Let’s just move on to the rant portion of this blog because I know that’s all you folks mind about.


 I am using Tumblr for years already. I find it very interesting that I left Blogger.com for it to the extent that I forgotten my Blogger username and password. That is how addicted I am to Tumblr that time. Well actually there come a time that I sleep/nap in just an hour or two for a period of interval then I'll go back again to my Tumblr session. I make my own blog, repost blog, search for an interesting blog, stalk a blog, answer a quiz blog, and a lot more “addictive” to do in a blog site. I already had a lot of followers and I follow hundreds of blogs.

Are you guys seeking for the angry outburst already? Here it goes. 

I think more or less everyone knows, from your many years of existence here on planet Earth, that the brain is the most powerful organ in your body. It is the one responsible for everything inside your body including of course your thoughts, may it be good or the darkest thing you can have in mind. So you can't blame me on this raging. It's my brain's fault not mine. 

Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures of girls in Tumblr and usually they are blonde in different pose and pretense (or were those parodies or a mockery. Whatever). so I’m going to categorize them according to the least exasperating to the most exasperating picture you’ll ever see.

•    I-WHIP-MY-HAIR-BACK-AND-FORTH Pictures

These are pictures of blonde chicks facing only their back in front of the camera, dramatically “whipping” their hair as if they are in a shampoo commercial or as if they are part of Willow Smith’s music video of her song ‘Whip My Hair’ or they just want to break their necks. Sometimes they do it alone, in pair or in group. What do you guys want me to feel huh? Are insulting the bald and those people with short hair? I know you boast your hair ‘cause it’s long and blonde but I just can’t get a hold of your point! Why would you take a picture of yourself showing only your hair? Am I going to be engaged with your hair and say "I do" with it? Seriously?

• I'M-WITH-MY-GIRLS-IN-THE-BAR-AND-WE'RE-SO-FUCKED-UP Photos

  Okay, I know the title says it all but let me say other stuff about this kind of photos. For me, there is nothing wrong about clubbing and hanging-out with friends in the bar and staying up all night dancing and drinking (or if you smoke, go on, smoke weed). What bothers me whenever I see pictures of blonde chicks (YES THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO USUALLY POST SUCH PHOTOS on TUMBLR) in the club, the pictures doesn’t tells you that they are just having fun. Those pictures state that “These girls are drunk so they are now literally ROTFL (Rolling On The Floor Laughing), they are sweating, they spill vodka all over their clothes, they already smell stinky, they are wasted and they are kissing a stranger then they are going to have sex after the party.” Then those pictures are captioned “Live your Life.” or “Young, Wild and Free.” Do you actually think you are living your life? You are just making yourself disgusting in front of a public place and an online site and you are actually killing yourself slowly by excessive drinking! Why? Girls, you are sooo beautiful. You don’t have to live your life that way.

•  I'M-A-PORNSTAR Photos

I JUST CAN’T GET IT. I just can’t get it! Why do these bitches or should I say, sluts have to have their pictures be uploaded online wearing clothes that made them look like prostitutes? And WHY do they have to take pictures focusing only their tits or their ass in the lens of the camera? Seriously, why do you have to do that? And there are those chic who strut a pose in front of camera wearing ONLY a mini-shorts/mini-skirt without anything as a top. Are you insane? Does that make you guys beautiful? Would somebody say “Oh my God look at those tits (ass) they’re so big (fluffy) she can be a superstar (supermodel).” or “Nice tits (ass). She can be the next Ms. USA!” What the heck do you want to do with yourself? Actually, you are making Tumblr.com a PORN SITE! Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? 

I know I am being judgmental here. I know that you guys are thinking that I'm just insecure with what those blondies got. But hell, no. I pity them. And I want them to know that what they do is really irritating and degrading. It affects me because I'm a woman and I have a dignity to protect. We, women, has a dignity to protect. 

I hope this blog post moved you and entertain you. I AM NOT INSULTING. I just want to position my opinion. Thanks for reading this post. Godbless y'all! :)